Germans are a serious lot. They like their women blonde and their warfare scorching. They want perfection in everything, and will invent the math to have it when necessary.
I am very serious about my drinking. I have, over time, worked it down to an art form. I cannot call it a science because the outcome is never certain. However, with a lot of practice and a bit of old Kentucky Windage, I can make it look like one.
Drinking is about method.