The Rules are simple:

1. Don’t use coke.

2. If you use coke once, you’re a cokehead.

3. Never trust a cokehead.

She was not the prettiest woman I’ve been with, a middling 6 at best.  The way she dressed made matters worse – all jeans and sweaters – so I was pleasantly surprised when she peeled them off.  Her breasts were larger, her body curvier, than I expected.

What she lacked in curb appeal, she made up for under the hood.  Her sexual appetite was voracious.  Rodeo clowns aren’t this motivated . . . Read more

I’ve spent a lot of time in bars.  Unfortunately, fragmentary memory loss has muddied most of those nights.  The nights that stand out the most are nights I was working.

Bouncing is a lousy way to earn a buck.  No one likes being the sober guy at the party.  It’s almost enough to make a person quit drinking . . .

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