Posts Tagged ‘oral sex’

Reinventing the Wheel

It recently occurred to me that there is a disparity between how men and women define Hooking Up.  The female definition seems to involve making out and heavy petting.  Everything else is Banging.

There was no mention of oral sex.  Gray area.  Everyone avoided the subject.

For me, the definitions are opposite.  Hooking up involves conjoined genitals.  Everything else is just fucking around . . .

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The Daily Inappropriation: “Sexual Transmission” Edition 15.Dec.09

I realized last night that yesterday’s article on Natalie Dylan had missed a few details.  Specifically, when considering why anyone would want to fuck a virgin, I failed to address the issue of Sexually Transmitted Diseases.

There is only one time you can be absolutely certain that the girl you’re about to bare-back is disease-free – her first time.  Or is it?

Just how bad is the STD problem in America?  According to ”Sexually Transmitted Disease Surveillance 2007″, the report compiled by the Centers for Disease Control, rates are on the rise.

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Epics are not written about gentle men. My name is Max, and I'm looking for a good bad time.