Posts Tagged ‘snow’

A Beautiful and Unique Snowflake

As I look outside it is snowing like a cold day in Hell.  I spent my afternoon drag-assing through this miserable slop.  A thick, wet blanket of snow covers everything.

People who spend their lives inside love snow.  They watch it fall past their office windows, sighing wistfully while some stupid grease monkey scrapes the pavement so they don’t have to get their shoes wet.  I am that stupid grease monkey. Read more

“Epic Fail”

In case you were wondering why Max didn’t post the Daily:

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That lump in the center/left of the frame . . . that’s him.  Blocking traffic.

For someone so obsessed with the end of the world, you would think he would get 4 wheel drive.  ”No, fuck that!  We’ll all be walking anyway.”  Alright.  Well, in the mean time . . .

Congradulations, Max!  You fucked it all up!

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Fucking Inappropriate

Epics are not written about gentle men. My name is Max, and I'm looking for a good bad time.