Max

I speak when I should be silent.  I do things I know I’ll regret.  I drink too much, too often.  I am the Patron Saint of the Blackened Liver.  My name is Max, and I’m looking for a good bad time.

Meet my friends . . .

Big

Only my mother has known me longer.  He likes good beer, bad food and old cars.  Sometimes, he smashes people.

Hack

I met Hack in college.  After a day-long blackout drunk, Hack and I discovered our common passion for loose women, dive bars, and dangerous fun.  These days, Hack is a mad chemist for the people who brought you Zyklon B.

Shogun Marcus

Warrior.  Philosopher.  Devoted husband.  If I have a conscience, the Shogun is it.  More than once, his voice was the only thing between me and a bad decision.

Wally

My friend since high-school, Wally is the normal one of the bunch.  He tries to avoid smashing people.  He likes big tits, though.  I trust his taste in titty bars.

Mr. Black

He once passed up a threesome to keep my drunk ass out of jail.  In return I strangled his best friend and nearly got him killed.  That was one Hell of a night . . .

Willy Pete

The most vicious bastard I’ve ever met.  Hard to hate, harder to like.  Intolerable people make for interesting company.

Roland

Lover of German guns and German beer, Roland is the last man you want looking at you through a telescopic sight.

Vix

She tried to break my bad habits.  I broke her heart.