Once upon a time, a million years ago, there was America Online. The world was brilliant and normal and the internet was still a clandestine place for a privileged few. America Online was at the cutting edge of a revolution because it created a community.  The Internets were a vast and...

The plot thickens.  As much as I don’t want to follow the election, I am going to milk the Rick Santorum angle for all its worth. Actually, I can’t believe he is running at all. How fucking desperate is the Republican Party that someone hasn’t sat Ricky down and told him,...

I used to have a cocker spaniel.  When my ex step-father moved in, he brought his German shepherd with him.  The cocker was the father of a breeding pair.  The Alpha Male of the house.  We did our best to keep them apart, but eventually the two found themselves in the same room. The...

How many times can I tell the same drunk story? I waste the same money.  Drink the same whiskey.  Ride the same dirty bar stool.  I see the same ugly faces.  I hear the same ugly stories.  That fuckin’ guy.  The poor bastard. Debt.  Divorce.  Some epic game of pool.  The chick...

I remember from growing up that mad scientists in cartoons were all obsessed with eternal life and world domination.  Their obsessive-compulsive drive was the same kind of drive that actual mad scientists like Tesla and ze Germans have used to invent the modern world. I have a good dose of...

Death.  Destruction.  Slow News day. CNN, in all its wisdom, saw it fit to put an article about Google, Dan Savage, and Rick Santorum on its frontpage. For those of you who don’t have some kind of free local circular that lists events, parties, club shows, etc, Dan Savage is a gay sex...

Today is a significant day – Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell is officially repealed.  With it goes the old Article 125 of the Uniformed Code of Military Justice regarding Sodomy.  This is better known as the article that unilaterally banned oral and anal sex. “(a) Any person...

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you already know that a bunch of college kids staged an elaborate excuse to skip school:  They shut down Wall Street. That is, a bunch of protesters shut down the actual physical street.  They didn’t manage to stop any of the pricks in 599...

When I originally started Fucking Inappropriate, I built it on a Tumblr. platform.  That iteration didn’t last very long, and about four people were aware of its existence.  I was two of those people. As a part of the FKIN rebuild/reorganization, I have decided to streamline the...

I wasn’t going to say a fucking word.  The pathetic, wasted words make me so angry I could puke.  I can’t not say anything.  This thing, this day, can’t be ignored.  It has determined the course of my life. Ten years ago today I was at home, throwing a football on a...

Meat-market whores and pop-collar cronies, Wanna be brawlers and Sex Pistol phonies, Cash machine cunts out begging for drinks. I just need some quiet, I don’t want to think. If ever you see me and make conversation, If I’m rude or I’m boorish I’m probably...

  I make no secret of how I feel about Wikileaker Julian Assange.  I think he is a sad, unscrupulous little cunt.  The very wettest kind of douchebag.  If I prayed, I would pray for him to be extradited to Sweden to have feminists pound on his testicles with hammers for even the...