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Max Noir

Portlandia II

Posted by on Feb 21, 2012 in The.Stories | 0 comments

Portlandia II

[From Max] I woke in a daze, curled up meekly beneath my motel sheets.  It took a moment for the outside world to register, and I fumbled for my phone. No messages. I reached for the TV remote and thumbed my way to the news without crawling out from under the covers.  I needed food and coffee.  I fished through my pockets for money and receipts, piecing the night back together.  The light was on, but it was throwing long shadows in my head. I looked at the time. I took advantage of Motel 6′s late checkout policy and washed up before...

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Portlandia I

Posted by on Feb 8, 2012 in The.Stories | 1 comment

Portlandia I

[From Max] I rolled into Portland just after sundown on a Friday.  The Occupy movement was in full swing, and Stanhope was in town.  Two unrelated events with potential entertainment value.  I threw a change of clothes and one of my pistols in my gym bag and hit the road. I don’t belong in Portland.  Nevermind the tweakers and the cat-piss smell of meth that floats through the cozy little neighborhoods.  Nevermind the strip clubs that pop up next to every other coffee shop. Portland is the whitest place I’ve ever been. ...

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Orphan

Posted by on Jan 7, 2012 in The.Stories | 1 comment

Orphan

[From Max] It was sunny and pleasant when I pulled up to the old man’s trailer. Unseasonably warm for early November. Leaves still clung to the trees, or skittered across the street and stuffed themselves into the grassy little corners of unkempt lawns. “This can’t be it,” I muttered, staring at the Toyota in the driveway. I circled the block several times, checking off the possibles. Run down tin-can housing with rusting beaters broken down in the driveways. I checked my directions again; five years old and given to me third...

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The Law of the Sea

Posted by on Oct 6, 2011 in The.Stories | 3 comments

The Law of the Sea

“You’ve never been swimming in the ocean!?” Hack didn’t believe me.  I lived on the Gulf for almost a year and never once touched the water there.  The beaches are man-made, the water brown and filthy.  Swimming was low on my to-do list. Rhode Island, on the other hand, was beautiful.  Despite the rocky coast, the beaches were sunny and warm.  We hunted unsuccessfully for lobster.  The only clawed shellfish we could find were two mating crabs.  We harassed them, but they refused to separate. I don’t even...

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Vixen Ch.III

Posted by on Sep 12, 2011 in The.Stories | 0 comments

Vixen Ch.III

A love story . . .

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A Sober Moment

Posted by on Sep 7, 2011 in The.Stories | 0 comments

A Sober Moment

A reality check ruins a moment of triumph.

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The Man in the Black Hat

Posted by on Aug 26, 2011 in The.Stories | 0 comments

The Man in the Black Hat

My name is Max, and I'm looking for a good bad time.

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Blue Balled

Posted by on Mar 27, 2011 in The.Stories | 0 comments

Blue Balled

Scotty and I explore Atlanta. Free booze, hot women, and failure . . .

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Charlie Mike

Posted by on Feb 25, 2011 in The.Stories | 0 comments

Charlie Mike

A long, awful night in the woods.

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Wet Dream

Posted by on May 2, 2010 in The.Stories | 0 comments

Wet Dream

A Cinqo-de-Mayo hookup goes wrong.

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Minced Words

Posted by on Apr 4, 2010 in The.Stories | 2 comments

Minced Words

A night in Manhattan.

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Downward Spiral Ch.II

Posted by on Mar 1, 2010 in The.Stories | 2 comments

Downward Spiral Ch.II

About a broken heart.

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Downward Spiral Ch.I

Posted by on Mar 1, 2010 in The.Stories | 4 comments

Downward Spiral Ch.I

About a broken heart.

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Jesus Saves

Posted by on Feb 18, 2010 in The.Stories | 1 comment

Jesus Saves

"Abandon hope, All ye who enter here."

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Vixen Ch.II

Posted by on Feb 15, 2010 in The.Stories | Comments Off

Vixen Ch.II

A love story . . .

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Vixen Ch.I

Posted by on Feb 14, 2010 in The.Stories | 2 comments

Vixen Ch.I

A love story . . .

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. . . The Sun Also Sets

Posted by on Mar 23, 2009 in The.Stories | 1 comment

. . . The Sun Also Sets

Hack and I go to see Doug Stanhope.

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Butterfly Bombs

Posted by on Jan 4, 2009 in The.Stories | 2 comments

Butterfly Bombs

"I ordered a round of shots. We didn't toast to anything."

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Wanna Go Outside?

Posted by on Nov 9, 2008 in The.Stories | 2 comments

Wanna Go Outside?

"Fuck that," said the tall drunk, "You wanna go outside!?"

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